"I have a dream"

    As my friends might say I am a unique individual. The most interesting man in the world will even say i'm an interesing person. I have won a gold medal at every possible olympic sport. Some people have a dog I have a sloth. Everything Chuck Norris knows he learned it from me. I can kill two stones with one bird. I can finish an eight hour shift in four hours. When I climb mount everest the mountain gets a frost bite.
     I go to third world countries and heal the wounded with my magical powers. I finish a 7 day week in 5 days. Every morning I run around the world. I have been awarded the key to the city in 20 different cities. I can hotwire pretty much anything and hack any account. I have been awarded the noble peace prize in every category possible and have won every tv award possible.
     I tutored Albert Einstein. I coached Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan and Tiger woods. If I wrote the phone book, it would be the best selling book. I can finish a game of tic tac toe in two moves. When I get near a black hole, it gets sucked into me. Some people think that the American's were'nt the first people on the moon. Well they are right, I was the first person on the moon.
     I wrote Martin Luther King's speech "I have a dream" and I also have a dream, and that dream is to attend your university. When i get accepted have your people call my people.

Sincerely,

Rav Matharoo

Struggles of grade 12

Grade 12, it can be a exciting time for some but a nightmare for others. The academic pressure and students doing everything they can to get the marks they need for post secondary education. We wake up every morning frustrated about getting up so early and the half completed homework. We go to our first class and it's French. Not really remembering french from over a year ago the teacher starts bombarding you with questions and all you can say is "qui" and "non". Then you go to english and your teacher admininsters an English 12 qualification test "issued" by the school board. After passing that test, we recieve our first assignment. A paragraph on grade 12. To get us in the writing mood he makes us walk around the hallway with "style". I dont know if it was to help or if it was for his pleasure to see us look like fools. So my question is why do we force ourselves out of bed every morning, is it to make a fool of yourself in english or are these teachers going to start teaching us kids something.