After a long day Lisa crawls into bed hoping to talk to Matt. Matt oblivious to her wanting to talk continues reading his paper. After a long five minutes without either of them saying a word Lisa exclaims "Matt can you please put the paper down and talk to me."
Matt calmly replies "about what?"
"Nothing I just want you to talk to me."
"Well you know very well," expressed Matt, "that this is usually when I read my paper."
Furious, Lisa scream's, "I know it is but I want you to talk to me!"
"Will you calm down"
"No I will not. Everyday it's the same thing where you come home from work and crawl into bed and read your newspaper."
"Well today is a bad day," expressed Matt.
"And why is it a bad day," remarked Lisa.
"It's a bad day to talk," replied Matt, "because there is a heap of news in sports and I have to read it all,"
"If i had known that I was getting into this I would not have married you," exclaimed Lisa.
"Getting into what?" asked Matt.
"Constantly being neglected and have no one love me."
"What are you talking about," replied Matt, "I love you very much."
"Well you are not showing it by reading that paper every night. I'm leaving"
"Where are you going," expressed Matt.
"I am going to my mother's house," stated Lisa.
"Don't leave me Lisa," says Matt while sobbing. And he never heard from her again.
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